Chris Doherty
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Chris may be lazy, but he's a good looking kid!
- Wilda Karnes, Chris Doherty's Pro-Choice Mother.

"I just wanted to say hi and that your profile is freaking hysterical! Were you really smoking bud when written? 
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"Chris Doherty is nothing short of an absolute genius ... a man who walks a tenuous line between genius and madness.

"Like the idiot who hits himself over the head because it feels so good when he stops, I like Chris, and give him my strongest endorsement."

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  • Chris Doherty
    • Meaning of Life
    • Chris' Bio >
      • Ogre Bio
  • Playtime
    • Match Dating Profile
    • Best Quotes
    • Euphemisms
    • Syllogisms
    • Funny Neologisms
    • Yo Momma
    • Malapropism
    • Yogi Berra
    • Top 10 Most Covered Songs
  • Specialties
  • resume
  • Reviews
  • Contact
  • Blog
  • onlivestreams