Chris Doherty's Favorite 'Yo Mamma Jokes.'
Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down
Yo momma's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
Yo Momma Jokes: Jokes that are commonly used to dis both the victim of the joke and his/her momma such as Yo Momma's so fat, stupid, ugly, poor...and so on.
- Yo momma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
- Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, all the whales started singing "We Are Family."
- Yo momma's so dumb, when she went to the movies and saw the "Under 17 not permitted" sign, she left to get 16 of her friends.
- Yo momma's so fat, she was baptized at SeaWorl
- Yo momma's so fat, it took me two trains, a plane, and a bus to get to her good side
- Yo momma's so old, her breast milk is actually powder
- Yo momma's so fat, she has to wear six different watches: one for each time zone
- Yo momma's so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth
- Yo momma's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued
- Yo momma's so dumb, when she saw the "Disneyland left" sign, she went home
- Yo momma's so fat, when God said "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way
- Yo momma's so dumb, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bow
- Yo momma's so fat, the aliens call her "the mothership
- Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry
- Yo momma's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund
- Yo momma's so fat, her patronus is a cake
- Yo momma's so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare
- Yo momma's so old, her social security number is one
- Yo momma's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up
- Yo momma's so old, when she lifted her boob to wash under it, a pilgrim fell out
- And yo momma's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate